Slow writer with muse problems seeking long term relationship with Final Beta. Must be a grammar Nazi and preferably able to Brit Pick also. I may require kicks in the arse to get writing and occasional sound-boarding, but I make up for it by not being overly sensitive about con-crit and being good humored in general. I typically write Severus/Hermione, but I often foray into other Harry Potter pairings. I write NC-17/MA content on a regular basis. Most of my work ends HEA, but I do occasionally write dark stories.
I promise as a writer to a beta:
* Everything you receive will have already been at least spell checked first, and usually once-overed by an alpha as well. You will never be subjected to something grammatically unreadable. I am looking for a nit-picker and general English hard-ass.
* I will always give my beta a heads up before submitting something graphic of any nature.
* I will never take con-crit personally. Or if I do because it's been one of THOSE days, I won't make it your problem.
This position would include final beta-ing of current WIPS Severus, Redux and Scandalous. Serious inquires willing to go the distance only please, as I've switched betas and revealed plot points and changed stylistically on S,R in particular too many times already.
If you or someone you know might be interested, please let me know. Thanks!